Capitalists in the making
College female 1: . . . a concept for class. That’s how Jamba Juice was created.
College female 2: Oh, wow.
When reviewers need editors
This is a book that every single parent needs to read.Book review
[That’s single as in every parent, not as in every unmarried parent.]
Something old, something new
DUDE, WE WERE ON FIRE!Chicago History Museum headline
Poetry in transit
My love for you is like a shiny heart-shaped metaphor about the sea.Metra sign
Take it off vibrate. I don’t pay for that.Women speaking into her mobile phone
We have swine flu masks! We have Hallmark cards for Mom!Electronic sign at Walgreens
College doesn’t equal smart
Some students purge or starve so they can binge drink.RedEye
For when video games can’t keep them entertained
Offered by the Illinois Tollway at oases: The popular Captain Tollway coloring book
Whatever happened to “Billy” and “Susie”?
Willow! Montana!Dad calling his children
When your marriage is as comfy as an old shoe
Elderly couple at the bus stop discussing the man’s choice of gym shoes:
Woman: Is there any reason you made that weird decision?
Man: If it aggravates you, that’s reason enough.
Taking the high road to higher education with no pit stops
Dedicated to the enlightenment of the human spiritWindow sign at Roosevelt University
NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS
Capitalist dreams, part III
If I major in econ. and work on Wall Street, I could be your sugar mama!College student on mobile phone in elevator